Norte Dame Fan Punches Jimmy Clausen; Is an American HeroNovember 24, 2009
Have you ever wanted to punch colossal douchebag Jimmy Clausen in the face?
Come on. Punching this punk would be more fun than punching bitchboy Aaron Carter, or a Packer fan getting to sucker punch Brett Favre. It’s an all time great moment.
Well a yet to be named Notre Dame Fan got to live out his dream.
According to the bartender at CJ’s Pub in South Bend, Clausen stopped by the watering hole after Saturday’s crushing double OT loss to the Huskies. He was there with his family and other upperclassmen teammates following the Senior Day game. There may also have been “a female acquaintance” with the party. As Clausen tired to leave the bar around 2:30 a.m., there was allegedly some sort of disturbance with an irate fan who then “sucker-punched” Clausen, giving him “at least” one black eye. That’s gotta suck.
Look, when some piece of crap QB on a shitty team promises four national titles and your team has yet to win won, legally you’re allowed to punch said QB in the face. Especially if your QB looks like the above and chokes away a double OT loss to UConn… and loses to Navy… and Michigan… and Pitt.
Police said no reports were filed mentioning Clausen and Charlie Weis made little comment at a press conference only saying that Jimmy would start vs. Stanford. Sadly there are no pictures of Clausen with the black eye, nor is there a fund for the defense of this new American legend.
This must leave ND and Jimmy asking What Would Touchdown Jesus Do? (lame joke)