Bar Close LinksAugust 16, 2009
See I told you I’d make Friday up to y’all. So while you slam down a giant burger and fries with everything on it, with a few bottles of water, read this:
“A drunk man’s thoughts are a sober man’s thoughts.” Remember that when you’re drunk texting tonight
Five reasons you aren’t going home with a smart girl But come on, a smart girl isn’t gonna do that
Kevin Hench hates Vince Young, Reggie Bush and Matt Leinart… but he still isn’t Jason Witlock
Dear Chase Utley, your wife’s mouth is good for one thing, and it isn’t talking. PS I hope you aren’t allergic to dogs
At least the Denver Broncos are good at one thing, but Kyle Orton Sucks
Democrat congresswoman cancels town hall, Republican challenger takes her place
Naked Lady Gaga? Meh I guess
Whats better than chewing gum? Chewing gum with a boner
Hottie of the Night. She’s pretty hot in “The Goods” so go with it.
Click here, then go back to doing what you normally do. Then decide if you feel like a Silence of the Lambs character
ok, thanks for reading you may now go back to looking at what you normally look at at this time of night.